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HOW TO CREATE PHOTOS FOR WEB USE
By Blade
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Hello folks! So you want to send us your "naughty" pictures but you don't know how to do it.
Here are some links to websites that have information on how you can do just that.
Personally, I'd like to take pictures using the digital camera that I bought a couple of years ago. I own a Sony Mavica FD91 . It can store the images directly to a floppy disk. There's no need to connect it to a serial port or anything complicated like that. If you're like me, I like it simple 'cause I don't have the time to mess around with plugging cables & stuff to my computer. Just stick a floppy disk into the camera and you're set.. Simply point and click. When you're done taking your pics, take the floppy disk out and in to your computer's floppy (A:) drive. Start your favorite image editing software (I use Adobe Photoshop) and re-zise, touch-up and edit your photos to your liking. Here's a link to a list of photo editing freewares & sharewares for Windows 95,98 & NT users. Paint Shop Pro seems to be the editor of choice of many. The registered version cost $99 dollars but you can try it out for free for 30 days. Anyhow, I like using Sony Mavica FD91 because you can review your pics while they're still on the camera so that you can delete unwanted pics. On top of it, the pictures are automatically created in JPG format, the standard most web browsers are compatible with. This particular digital camera can also be use to shoot short video clips. Shoot small clips of your wife/girlfriend/self in MPEG format. I find the pictures and movie clips to be of higher quality. You can adjust the settings to change the quality from low to super high resolutions. There are many other features that I like abut this digital camera. Check it out for yourself by clicking on the link above. One thing with this baby though, it's a bit expensive. Oh, and the only downside, in my opinion, about this digital camera is.. you can only load so much pics or video clips on a 1.4Mb floppy disk. So, if you decide to buy this camera, make sure you also buy lots of floppy disks. A newer version of this product is also available now. I've heard great things about it that I'm thinking of buying one. Check it out! Sony Mavica FD95. There are other digital cameras out there in the market that would do the "job" for a lot less. You can do your own research of course. Here's a link on how to choose a digital camera that is right for you. Some of you might say... But Blade, I don't need no stinkin' digital camera! I already have a whole bunch of pics that I took with my inexpensive "point and click" disposable 35mm camera. My problem is how do I send my pics to you so that you can post them on your great website? :) Don't you worry my little horny ones, there are other ways that you can send your pics to me... continue reading... You can scan your pictures with a scanner. Once you have your pictures scanned, send them to me in JPG format. Here's some tips on how to scan your photographs for web use. But Blade I don't have a freakin' scanner! You can buy one! Here's some useful tips on how to buy a scanner that's right for you. Damn it Blade, you don't understand, I'm broke like a joke! You see, I'm a starving college student. I can't even afford to buy lunch at the cafeteria let alone buy a scanner or a digital camera... but I'd really like to send you the pics of my beautiful girlfriend nude on all fours. I even have pics of her sucking my weiner. I want to see my pics posted on your website damnit! Geez..Ok, Calm down! Well then, there's one last thing that you can do. You can send me your pictures by snail mail and I will scan them for you for free! If the pics are good and you have permissions from your girlfriend/wife to use them, I might even send you a few bucks so that you can take your girl out to a nice restaurant or something. Don't forget to jutt your email down somewhere in your letter so that I can email you the scanned pics. Send your pics to: Hardcore Junky P.O. Box 1334 Milwaukee, Wisconsin 53201 U.S.A. For those of you who are easily embarassed or don't know if it's legal to have nude or explicit photos developed at your local "one-hour" photo developing centers, your best bet is to buy a Polaroid camera. You can buy this at your local K-Mart, Walgreens, Sears or similar stores. Take you pics and it will be instantly developed right before your eyes. Scan and edit your pics and send them to me in JPG format. Or send them to the address above and I'll scan them for you. I hope this helps! Have fun taking your pics "naughty" or otherwise! Back to Amateur Post |